billy madison is a great movie

today while coach woodford was giving me my state championship patch, it finally sunk in...we're state champs. along with this realization I realized that
-we're better than hutch (and not just by a point either)
-we get HUGE rings
-we're the first MHS wrestling team to win state...EVER
-wrestling does not get NEAR enough support, seriously if the football team won state, they probally would have cancled school, and the mayor would've called a city wide holiday, and there would have been a parade.
-nigel and baker whine...ALOT
-baker sent me an e-mail...i was kinda flattered

We're meeting the governer you idiot. We're getting credit. Plus, football is better. End of story.

umm...no, football is not better, competitve eating is better. hey we should start a competitve eating team. I'll bet MHS would dominate a competive eating contest.

Hey, yes it is. Also, you couldn't be on the team. For you are too wee.

have you ever seen an eating compitition? it's not the fat guys that win, it's the 98 pound asian guy. you know why? the fat surrounding your belly limit's the expansion properties, where as my "wee" frame with it's lack of body fat promotes extreme stomache expansion. Unless rockinraider got in on the action, i do believe that i could dominate.

Billy Madison is a great movie, so is Happy Gilmore, but in the end, Billy Madison is better.

Billy Madison all the way i mean the "TOILET OF PORN" is the best

Bingham-
For your sake and mine, i may be retiring from the flashy and glamourous world of competitive eating. I hope one day i could pass the torch to one that is truely worthy. By the way, how much do u weigh?

Eleventy billion pounds.