Congrats to all members of the Royal and Ancient Order of Steve! Orgasmic, Angry, Canadian and myself are very proud of you all for bringing home the trophies of war to be placed on the altar of victory! We will gather around our championship trophy, and pray over the ripped-out hearts of our vanquished foes .... unless a game of naked frisbee happens to break out and then we will just have to postpone our ususal ritual of eating the hearts. "Good Game!" to our Stephanies, to all our families and to our principal (who should be a RAOS inductee) for their support! Let those who doubted and ridiculed us live with their shame, for We are the champions! and have answered their hollow rantings with silent tongues and deeds of valor! True Story!

We too would love to give our congrats to all members of the "RAOS" for a wonderfull season, and a "Royal" accomplishment in 2003-2004. We, the order of "BMOC'S" believe in always protecting the under dog, and dispersing of the arrogant aggressor or aggressors in our own indomitable demeanor. We wish all of you great rewards in future years, and we will always be their to give our support. BMOCPAPA

"BIG MEN ON CAMPUS"

Not sure but this sounds like a cult to me. I am curious about two things. Does "Steve" have anything to do with wrestling, and why are you "superior"?

the whole turner wrestling team is named steve... so it's not a cult it's a team of wrestlers who came together back in November to achieve one goal... win state... Congrats guys, and "LOOK AT THE SCORE EVERYBODY... WE TOOK 1ST PLACE!!!"

Wow, so Turner is not only a good wrestling team, but somewhat witty as well.

That, my friends, is the sign of a true champion.

To anwer your question, Ivanhoe, the Royal and Ancient Order of Steve is dedicated to promoting and preserving excellence in wrestling. We are not a cult because we are all free and independent thinkers, exercising our own free will, guided by the cardinal virtues of chivalry, but tempered by the gentle teachings of Ghengis Khan to "kick ***" and leave only one of your enemy's warriors alive to spread the word of your barbarity. I guess we do have some silly, rather cultish rituals like naked frisbee and eating the hearts of our victims. Both of those are really recreational and conservation issues we decided to address as a group. As for my superiority, it exists only in name and it is a name I cherish for it was given to me by Steve. I can only assume it bespeaks the vast wisdom I have accumulated throughout my many reincarnations. Hope this answers your question, and to BMOCPAPA, thanks for the props and support! and HEY! Good Game!

Jehosaphat! Props from Prant! Appears the Turner boys are now traveling in rareified company! Thanks to SS for clearing things up. I think.

Good game, Superior Steve. Good game, baby.

Many souls now adorn our wall as trophies of honor and courage. We have made many warrior-chieftains proud: Geronimo, Cochise, Alexander the Great, Steve McQueen and Rooster Cogburn.

To my other fellow Steves, always recognize the Steveness of Life.

"Big Steve O..."

The head has spoken, the executive council must unite. Our next meeting must be set, at the land of the orange shorts of course. Steves today, Steves tomorrow, Steves forever. Congrats to Hamburglar, B*tchy, anorexic, party boy, squinty, stinky, hip-hop, resurrection, chico, whipped, broke-***, poofy, and mexican steves. The culmination of our 2004 season, what a way to go. The souls are ours, though the hearts are no longer warm, they are still tasty. Enjoy the moment. "Look at what the team score says guys, We won first place again." Quoted- Party-Boy Steve
Psycho Steve a.k.a Michael Steinmetz good luck next season guys. oh yeah "Good game, baby, good game"

Hey everyone from Hat Town you guys missed out on our wicked awsome game of naked frisbee at the coliseum. You guys should've joined in, it's TONS OF FUN FOR EVERYONE!!!

Oh just an FYI for the steves... the next RAOS meeting has been set... land of the orange shorts, tomorrow. It's angry steves birthday and you know how he loves me (chicken) breasts!

First of all ..... what are you guys doing up this late ..... I'm talking to pscho and broke-*** ..... secondly, better check with "big steve-o...." , i think you guys have somewhere to be tomorrow ..... and C, to "big steve o.....", thanks again for reminding us of our spiritual essence, being our steveness, which commbined with our mental and physical gifts, is the nexus of wrestling domination ..... and sometimes naked frisbee .... and fourth, we should have had a 4,5,6A roundrobin naked frisbee championship at the coliseum .... Hat Town, Scott City, and Steveville ..... how else are you going to get it into the olympics without a high profile event between great teams?

I am assuming they are awake with visions from the Great Steve...visions of tribal grandeur. The power of those fallen Steve brethren saddens us, yet the vanquishing of non-Steves in our holy quest has energized our warrior souls.

Let them have their game, Superior Steve. Let them have their game.

The Land of the Orange Shorts will rock with good times.

True Story!

True story. Sometimes a fable.

I've enjoyed watching the Turner boys the past couple of years. I think the Steinmetz kid is about as good a young man as there is and looks like they have some young lions like Hansen who's a real go'er! Sounds like the "Steve" thing really brough it together for the KC boys. Am curious if other clubs have their own secret societies with rituals to bond their team. It's a long season and you need something to hold it all together after pounding on each other every day in practice.

Doubt if u would get the Scott City boys in your neckid-frisby tourney. Manhattan team seems like a bunch of exhibitionists so spect they'd be up for it. my question is how do u keep from gettin nailed in the junk?

To keep from getting hit in the junk, you don't play with Hat Town under any circumstances. For some terrible reason, all junk is fair game at any point. Terrible, terrible tradition.

In fact, sophomore year, Hatt Meerman hit me so hard in the junk that I was actually crying before I crumpled to the ground in pain. It was the funniest, yet worst moment of my life.

Sorry to hear about your junk-icide incident, Prant. Glad you recovered without requiring a junkectomy. But, all frivolity intact, this sounds like a challenge! Perhaps next year at state, Steveville and Hat Town can have the first inter-class naked-frisbee championship match after weigh-ins. Hopefully, we'll both still be able to play 14 on 14.

steves- this is hambuglar and i was wanting to know when the ROAS meeting is? today or tomorrow?i need to know. Being the co-owner of naked frisbee i would like to scheadule a nice game of naked frisbee this weekend. one last game for all our seniors this year.

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