How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

The Most Important Topic Ever Posted In The History Of This Exact Forum. Ever. single choice
	A lot
	A whole lot
	None?
	The woodchuck would chuck the most wood possible in the most amount of time.
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After we get the final results of this poll, the only question I will still need answered it about Peter Piper.

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or how mother goose wrote all of those nursery rhymes. i mean come on she's a goose

Baby turn around,And let me see that sexy body go
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Did anybody hear Wang Chung do the song It's Getting Hot in Here by Nelly the other night on TV?

no but i'm sure it would of been good to see.

Surprisingly they did good. I liked Cameo (they sang the song Word Up!) when they did 1985 by Bowling for Soup.

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What about the three bears eatin porage (sp?)...I thought they ate berries and fish and such...

Great topic Jhris.

I think this may be the most important topic in the history of the forum, certainly top 5 no matter whose list you look at. On a scale of 1-10, I'll give it a 9.5. Only because there is not a happy face in the original post.

Alright people, we're in a dilema and nobody's voting. Come on guys, work with us, help us find the answer.

the real answer is a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Wow. Why didn't any of us think of that before. You are officially the smartest person on this forum, for a little while.

yes i know, now u all must bow down b4 me.

You're the smartest person on a forum of wrestlers, that's not something I would be too terribly proud of.

I say the Woodchuck would chuck none. He's lazy. If he hasn't learned how by now, what in the hell has he been doing? He's a WOODCHUCK. Get to chucking. I hate lazy varmits. It reminds me of the boy who wouldn't get off of his lazy &%@ to find his lost dog.