Chuck Norris has counted to infinity, twice.

I don't think that I have ever seen Chuck lose one, come to think of it. He came close a few times, but his matrix moves kicked in at the right time. Also, this just in, Sponge Bob makes everyone a little nervous during weigh ins, and they are thinking of leaving him home.

Chuck Norris can squeeze Superman into a diamond.

Don't forget about the invinceable Bill Brasky!

I think Royce Graci will beat all of them even chuck.

like an alligator Brasky can fully digest a turtle shell

Bill Brasky!!!!!!
Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky lateral dropped Godzilla in the fist period and saved a million little japanese people?

You guys are all leaving out the Crocodile Hunter, and my boy Spider Man.

You guys all need to remember that Bill Braskys family crest is a picture of barracuda eating neil armstrong. thats improtant in this converstation.

What about the Ninja Turtles? Do they get to wrestle as one? how do they weigh in? single or as a team? and does master get to join in as well?

Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, "Here we are." We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, "Always leave things the way you found em!"

If you google Chuck Norris getting his butt kicked it will yield 0 results because it doesnt happen

Mr Goodwrench with techfall them all day, with his cheap tilt.

There ain't notin' cheap about Mr. Goodwrench and he won't tilt you, He'll bend you over.

I beg your pardon but, the only way Chuck Norris or anyone beats Superman is if they have gone to the planet Krypton, home world of Superman and brought back Kryptonite. If that would be the case then Superman would lose to a cheater.

Kryptonite: The term used to designate any surviving fragment of the exploded planet Krypton, home world of Superman.

There are five distinct varieties of kryptonite (green, red, gold, blue, and white), the first three of which are toxic to Superman.

Green kryptonite, the only variety potentially fatal to Superman, induces lassitude and inertia followed by death if not removed in time from Superman's presence. :p

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Two problems with my previous post. As a former English teacher, I must apologize for the double negative. I am claiming artistic freedom. And secondly, I apologize to Mrs. Goodwrench for any offensive comments directed toward the Mister. I'm still a little sensitive about getting "torqued" by the mechanic last week.

Boogy,
You are wrong. How could you forget that Lex and the late Richard Pryor made a faux kryptonite with cigarette ingredients. It turned him into drunken, mean, I'm going to rob a bank and I could care less about this human pond scum Superman. And what about that whole giving up his super powers for Lois thing? If you're going to give up your "manhood," atleast make it worthwhile.

And on a side note: I'm starting to buy into this whole Chuck Norris thing. RJW's points are pretty good, and who can dispute Chuck's work on the Total Gym ads. Wait.... Is that a good thing or a bad thing....

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman