For your information, there is not a single person on your list that has defeated me.............

Can't believe my undefeated record against all of those guys didn't get me a wildcard berth.........

And just so I don't burst those guys' bubbles with an a$$ whipping, I'll let them reap the glory, and take that participation ribbon, or "declined to participate in order to allow others to be in the spotlight" ribbon, as it should be called.