The video Avatar is too cool!! We need a marketing strategy for the female market...any ideas?

Great idea PAPA ... the land of orange shorts has many items a wrestler would like to find in his box of Dominant Toasties! I'm looking for ideas that might combine legendary figures like Gabel, Roderick, Smith and Sanderson in an action shot with the hotties from headquarters ..... or maybe the GLOW women ..... or THE TWINS ...... and what about the shape of our cereal? ..... I think tiny morsels in the shape of Psycho's tatoo would be cool ..... and dominant.

Do not want to disrupt this thread, but am leaving town until after Regionals. Wanted to pass on to all at Steveville how impressive it is that your team shows such dominance, comraderie and genuine caring for one another. You are the model that all should strive for. Wishing each and every team member (and family member) the best of luck at State. Look forward to seeing you in Wichita. Now, back to the important subject...cereal!

1) Cereal Name- Dominant Crunch w/ Marshmallows. The cereal part could be something simple with the marshmallows being things like headgear, wrestling shoes, the shape of singlet. A variety of things.

2) Art- Use the USAWKS symbol with the state of Kansas instead of the US.

3) Toys- I'd say a miniature frisbee would be cool, but maybe only Steves would like that.

4) A catchy slogan to market our product- Dominant crunch... When you wake up OR before you match. It's the meal you can eat anytime.

5) A spokesperson- Go with someone legendary. John Smith, Dan Gable, Cael Sanderson, Rulon Gardner. Or you could use the whole U.S. Olympic team.

How about "Naked Fribee-Os"
"The official cereal of the N.N.F.C."
Then put the N.N.F.C. logo on it

Who would be your spokesperson for Naked Frisbee-O's, Captain?

How about Anna Nicole Smith?

TrimSpa...baby!!

Now there's someone who understands marketing!

Eat Dominant Toasties and lose the lard!

With AND without her clothes!! Do you think she wrestles 189 or 215??

I don't know, but with the way she looks now, i hope it's 189. But the old Anna Nicole would def. be 215, and possibly heavyweight. We could get Paul Wall the Peoples Champ to be the spokesperson for Naked Frisbee-O's too! Plus he'd prolly work pretty cheap since he's one of our own!

Oh just for Superior Steve, I have to say... YAY guys we made it to 3 pages... I bet we'll have as many as 5 by the end of the season!!!

Maybe put Poofy on the box ..... in singlet ...... arms in bicep flex position with Carmen Electra on one arm and Pamela Anderson on the other (also in singlets and headgear), both eating a bowl of delicious Dominant Toasties .... still working on a slogan for that image.

Hey! We wanna sell cereal to wrestlers, don't we!

"A bodacious set of Ta-Ta's in every bite"

Sorry, should probably keep it clean!! Anyway the thought of Carmen Electra and Pamela Anderson in singlets has sent me to the showers (cold, of course).

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

Can we get some product samples ready before the end of the season? ...... we could send some to Hat Town and get their reactions to Dominant Toasties (marketing research) or will we have to wait to market our wrestling cereal until next year? Who are our business guru's on the team? Party Boy is probably the brain bug of our outfit ..... anyone take the enterpreneurial class? BREAKER TODAY! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Product samples are cool. I love it when i go to the store and they have free samples for me. Party Boy will definetly have to head the marketing operations. I'm sure he'll want to get the stock market involved. As for the breaker... i don't know about YAY! but it'll be interesting. Oh yeah and "Old man River" aka Coach Clark got pulled over last night, so he may not want to come back into Steveville soon. Must've gotten caught running off with our frisbee!

No kidding! Why did he get pulled over? Gotta love Coach Clark .... we should give him a "Steve" name

And as for the breaker, "You want that Breaker .... You need that Breaker ..... because somewhere deep down in those places you don't wanna talk about, YOU WANT ME ON THAT LINE!"

Name the movie for 10 free wings!

"Who the **** is Pfc William T. Santiago?"
(never wrestled in Steveville)

"Well, apparently he is not happy here in Shangri La." (a suburb of Steveville)

"Tom, get the President on the phone, we're surrendering our position." (lack of dominance leads to poor decision making)

Share the wings!!

Good Game, Bracket-man ..... but you will have to come to Steve Headquarters one of these days to collect!