Pick up lines

I know that part of high school wrestling involves girls. You are probally wondering why I would say this, but during the long tournaments, in between matches, you find yourself looking through the audience, looking for girls. And I know from experience that some wrestlers try to hit on them, and a lot of the time use pick up lines. I wanna know what the best pickup lines you use are.

My personal favorite is:
So, is your name nobody.

Cause you look perfect to me.

Pickup Lines? Who needs them, my good looks and me in a singlet are all I need

With or without the wig.

um.... either way i'm irresistable, being a stud 130lbser such as myself, and Mr. Moses, we have uncanny good looks. my personal favorite is.....

Your eyes are like socket wrenches, when I look into them my nuts tighten, lol

What can I say...Chicks dig the red hair...

Or you just say it too girls that like that kind of thing.

The Swayz's pickup line:

Take a sugar packet and go running up to a gal or do it on a waitress at a resturant and say, " you lost your name tag"

Yeah, here's mine...

(Say desperately) I QUALIFIED FOR STATE MY SENIOR YEAR... Will you PLEASE go out with me?

i guess whatever works huh?

Mine..... Say in a "Tired" voice.....

You should be exhausted, (They say why's that), you say because you've been running through my mind all day

I got 2 chicks from hooters to kiss me with this lil line here.... They had alot of lipstick on so i said....Wow you look like you have a lil too much lipstick on, maybe you should try rubbin a lil off right here (as i point to my cheek). Ow yea! Works like a charm

another great:
Let's play Pearl Harbor...I'll lay down and you can suprise me...

That ones for Coach Jilka

Here's a couple more that I know.
You are the reason men fall in love.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room.
I wish I could take you somewhere besides home, but you'll get us kicked out of anywhere we go for making all the other girls look bad.

Another good one you need a friend to do. You get your friend to give you a $20 bill, and both of you go up to the girl and say to your friend, you're right, those are the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen, and give him back his money.

Its funny because I do actually do that

Yea...these usually aren't the kind of girls you would want to bring home to the parents...lol

u guys r funny i thought this was wrestling not talkin about how u have to use pick up lines to get girls!

well girls are apart of the wrestling experience...you have to have something to entertain yourself between matches...

How about:

If you were a booger I'd pick you!?

or....

My love for you is like diarhea, I just can't hold it in...

Chase & Swayz..... you guys need to think of something a little less, well gross.... come on

But still funny none-the-less

yes you guys are funny.. but i dont need lines the girls come to me!

I really don't need the lines either, unless Alex is with me. Then I need a lot of lines.

that's true, I do draw the attention away from you....

I actually have the unfortunate experience of seeing Swayz try this on an Amish girl.

did he get that amish girl?

Actually, the sugar packet pick up line works. It was introduced the night the tag team event was invented at our local Ken's pizza. I proceded with the scenario but instead of getting the intended waitresses number I got James Watts's girlfriends number instead. Whatever works...

Alex, anybody that has hair like you would draw the attention away from even guys fortunate enough to look like me. If I were you, I'd probally wear the wig all the time.

I have since the Tag Team redyed the hair back to my natural brown color, and it's gotten even longer, but It's getting cut before I go to Prom this weekend, and don't be so jealous next time

Oh trust me, I won't.

Don't lie to yourself like that.... it'll only hurt you more in the end

Who would be jealous of somebody as ugly as you. If my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave it's but and teach it too walk backwards.

So you two looked alike walking side by side?

I'm not gonna have a mask of you on though. So no.

that's a good comeback, where'd you learn that 3rd grade? you can take people down but not provide good comebacks, what a shame to the forum

I try to keep it simple so I don't overload your brain. And it was actually 4th grade. So you can comprehend comebacks on at least a 4th grade level. Congradulations.

okay thanks for the clarification

Im fat (lol) so none of these work for me but u guys can try them.
Did u just fart, cuase u blow me away
We must be at an airport cause my heart just took off
Someone call an ambulance, cause u take my breath away

Shoeboy the only number you got that night was how many times you can try and still fail.

please keep the girlfriend out of this...it's bad enough listening to you talk then you just make it worse adding her.

have fun with the retarded girls that you pick up your numbers from

Do you shine your zipper? Because I can see myself in your pants.

Is your dad a baker? Because you have nice buns.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

I lost my phone number can I have yours?

I'm new in town can I get the directions to your house.

The word of the day is legs. . . let's go home and spread the word.

I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

how about these
if you were a porch I would take out all the nails and screw you

Is your dad a thief?
cause he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes

I like that last one... but im not one for using pick-up lines

or we could go old school and ask ... hey, what's your sign?

That shirt/dress/outfit looks really good on you, but I think it would look better wadded up on my bedroom floor.

YESS!!! Mr. Hinderliter you are the old skool (notice the speling) master!!!

This is the best one of all because it involves wrestling. "Hey I'm a wrestler, let me take you down."

Here are actual ones I used on a gymnast:

1. Wanna balance on my beam?

2. Want to do some floor exercises?

3. Shall we vault onto the bed?

Guess which part of my body I nicknamed "Pink Floyd..."

Left cluster of herpes in the mid region?

Other guess would be "nose" but I'm pretty lost on this subject.

How about some of these:
If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public..

Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for..

Since I am a HUGE beavis and butt-head fan here one for the people with braces...
I see you have braces? I have braces too...

Here's one for the conceited girls.

I say:

Hey honey you want to dance?

When she replies "no".

I say:

I'm sorry you miss understood me I said you look fat in those pants.

Also:

Your eyes are beautiful. From the right angle I can see my reflection in them.

Best line ever:
me: "Hi, I'm Aaron Bingham"
her: "I've heard stories about you, I'm not that kind of girl."
me: "So does that mean you wanna go make out?"
her: "...OK, just don't tell anyone."

At the Newton Tournament this year some guy used possibly every pick-up line in the history of mankind on me. Funny thing is I would finish them all before he could get to the end! All I can tell you guys is to be creative. We get sick of hearing the same ones over and over again. Now if a guy used the booger one on me... wow... I'd be all his! Haha!

You know ive never actually see a pick-up line work on a girl... though its funny when they try and fail!

"Best line ever:
me: "Hi, I'm Aaron Bingham"

Me: Sorry, I'm not that kind of guy!


Sorry Aaron but I couldn't resist!

SWEET!

hey I hope these actually work for you...Good Luck!I know they would all work on me....jk LOL

My faverites.

Im gonna love you like a snow storm and give you 8 to 10 inches, and you wont be able to leave the house for 3 days!

you need some meat to put in that taco?

Do you work at a lumber yard? cause you have ben givin me wood.

one i actually got a girl with: are you lost? cause heaven is along way off.

and my faverite goes like this, i walk up to a girl and say,"hey you look good today. do you have a little Fairleigh in you? (girl responds "no") do you want a little Fairleigh in you?

And just to mix stuff up try the reverse psycology method:

you say: did it hurt baby?

girl will say: when i fell from heaven and then do that weird sigh thing they do.

you say: NO, when got that apes @$$ tatood on your face!

I suggest you not saying the word little when you say your line though. Say big Fairleigh, or just Fairleigh.

I had a friend who was dark complected and she was hot! She looks like Halle Berry, so I went up to her and asked if she wanted Cream in her coffee!

Swayz why does this sort of behavior from you not surprise me? I hope you leave your repitoire of pick up lines at home, since my mom is married you shouldn't need them. Unless you choose to use them on Curtis who will also be in attendance.

mikey bammes has the best line ever
:"hey, i'm old wierd and bald."

the scary thing is is that it works.

I'd really rather you not use them on me though. That would just be wierd.

Me: What screws like a tiger and winks?
Her: What?
Me: (winks)

Used that one on a Chanute cheerleader at the Rose Hill Tourney my freshman year on a bet...

Curtis is coming? I thought he was going to be at the tag team?

I've decided to dedicate that weekend to my friend Alex, because he's going to dedicate a weekend to my graduation.

Cool, I'm not that far away from Russell. You can come up the night before and stay since his graduation is a Saturday night one.

Yea Swayz are you planning on spending the nite saturday nite and partying with my wrestling coaches etc. at my house after my reception? My mother said you're more than welcome to stay the night instead of driving back if you wanted too. Curtis I'm sure will be spending the nite as we will party into the night on Saturday nite after the reception.

I'll see what I can do. I don't know if I'll be able to stay away from home that long. lol. I'll definitely stay Saturday though.

P.S. Another line: Nice set of legs. What time do they open.

I seriously hope the "P.S." was directed at Swayz...... kinda weird

I think he was PSing to me. Thanks Curtis.

I probably will be there Saturday night then spending the night.

Awesome, You can sleep in my room if you want to brave it , my mom was planning on you staying w/ us anyway so that'll be nice to see ya again. I'll be looking for you May 21st then.

Well the best pick up line of all time is this

(you) hey are you wearing space pants.
(her) WHY
(you) because your *** is out of this world baby!

I made the P.s. more specific now. I changed it just for you Alex.

one i like
"i would ask you how you are doing but i can clearly see that you are FINE"

Gross Curtis, I would suggest you refrain from saying that towards me again or you will not be joining me at my post-graduation reception party. Or then again I may take you to a place you've never heard of and drop you your choice

one of my all time favorites:
Is there a keg in your back pocket? Because I'd like to tap that a**.

Aww how cute...Alex invited you to sleep in his room with him Aaron. That's some male bond(age)ing right there. Hope it works out for the best Alex. Love, Andrew

Andrew, I'm really starting to question your sexuality. Especially with some of the sounds you make.

This is one a guy tried on me once...
"If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together"!! :rolleyes:

Ryan what does your mom look like? Post a pic! hahahaha

you can check her out in the centerfold of the 1976 march issue of Playboy......... not really but you were really interested I would but I don't have a picture

Dude shes hot trust me. HAHA. Ive only seen her like 5 times.

Michael I'll let her read this and reply I'm sure she thanks you

Thanks Michael...you'll forever be my friend! I must admit, Alex did get his looks from me!!

Maniac. I didnt know u were Alex's mom. I'm glad i have a friend tho.

If I must expose my identity....wasn't going to but hey why not I am proud of my boys! They have given us some wonderful wrestling memories! (And some memories that aren't so wonderful....) But, Michael, you can come back to the house anytime! But this time, leave the patio furniture on the porch! Thanks to all of the wrestlers for the memories~

What about me can I stay?

only if you promise me you won't stay in my room :p

wow alex!
I didnt move any patio furniture i dont think.
lol.
i did eat a HUGE peice of pizza in 4 bites tho.

how do you quote. I guess I will cut and paste

"only if you promise me you won't stay in my room"

If I can't stay in your room maybe your mom's has space. Okay okay, I am done with the mom thing....hahahahaha.

Oh God..... I'd go crazy if I was stuck in a house full of teenage male wrestlers >< Can we say that Some boys are going to be dead? Anways, I had a pick-up line used on me at the Bluestem Torney in January. I think the guy was from Augusta.Don't even get me started on the School. I think he wrestles lighweight. He asked me "If I follow you home, wold you keep me?" I then in turn replied, " Yeah sure. The other dogs that have followed me home need some food."
But Sssshhhh. Don't tell anyone ... LOL I think my coaches will kill me if they heard that happened....

Yea, we have had some trying times at our house. Their father wrestled for TMP back in the 70's, and now our 2 boys.... But I AM A SURVIVOR! Instead of carpet in the living room, we should have a wrestling mat

Yes we should, so he can't run away from me anymore

XD That'd be awesome ! When I get my own house my carpet in one of the rooms is going to be a wrestling mat...... Bronco, what weight class do you wrestle? Just curious that is all.... And It's OFFICIAL ! I have a bunch more new older or in a few cases Younger brothers.. Thanks Swayz >> LOL

check your personal message, I replied

I did ^^ Hmm.... So how many older/younger brothers do I have now? lol

Hi, my name is Steve!

(works every time)

I have a wrestling mat in my basement that i use a little bit.

superior...i must admit...that does work wonders with the ladies...

i have a very obscene pick-up line...if you guys want it it would have to be in a private message....

Sweet Martial... Alex is upset with me.. But the wee little Bronco can go buck off a cowboy soemwhere else.

One of the best lines of all times was from Artie Johnson's character on Laugh In.

While a young damsel was sitting on his lap, he would ask, "do you believe in the here after?" The damsel would reply, "why yes, I do." Then Artie would do a nasal laugh and say, "then you know what I'm here after!"

http://www.wimp.com/smooth/

the guy in this video has about the same luck i have with girls

My favorite part was when he keeps walking past a big ugly girl. LOL

Sad, very sad ... but true!

I'm not really this tall, I'm just sitting on my wallet!

Hi will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

or just say i'm really rich and i will pay u for ur services

LOL I heard a story about a college guy that actually did that in Vegas!

nice new avatar

Talk about not watching where you are walking

looks like a tackle i once made in football practice against a kid that weighs 100 lbs

swayz avatar that is

Right click and get the properties and put it in the URL and enter...you will see it better and can watch the guy in the background yell in slow motion LOOK OUT!

my computer doesnt have the properties bar pop up so whats the url just the main one i'm sure i can find it from there

Good tech question AD. I recently went DSL on my computer as well and my right click properties that used to work don't now. Any suggestions on how to fix this? I am not enough of a geek to know the answer.

http://pegasus.rutgers.edu/~karpone/Usp/running.gif

All you have to do is either click that or paste it in the URL.

That cartoon of girls was **** funny!

OUCH

Actually I don't use pickup lines. I just sit quietly in the corner and lick my eyebrows.

You should lose posts for posting that!

i once got dared to hit on a nun

How did that work for you? Was she hot or could you tell with her habit on?

she wasnt hot...she kept walkin faster and faster to get away from me and then went into a group of other nuns and was afraid they were going to beat me down so i left her alone.