how fat is boach clack
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03/15/04 07:52 PM
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Re: how fat is boach clack
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03/15/04 08:00 PM
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First, I must ask if Boach was matside for Chris finals match, sitting with Coach Woodford. If that gentleman was Boach, I may be able to guess a weight.
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Re: how fat is boach clack
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03/15/04 08:13 PM
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Ouch, that was not Boach....
So this kid is putting on his shoes right, and his mom says, honey you're putting your shoes on the wrong feet, and the little kid says, no mom these are my feet
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Re: how fat is boach clack
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03/15/04 08:20 PM
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Actually, that may have been Jhris himself sitting in the corner during his finals match. Afterall, by his own admission, he didn't show up to Wrestle!!!
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Re: how fat is boach clack
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03/15/04 09:19 PM
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Nice. I give you big ups for that one. But seriously guys, I beat the 4a champ badly, 5a champ badly, 6a champ badly, and then I blew it. Crap.
So this kid is putting on his shoes right, and his mom says, honey you're putting your shoes on the wrong feet, and the little kid says, no mom these are my feet
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Re: how fat is boach clack
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03/15/04 10:21 PM
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Now, normally I consider myself a very giving person, but there is no way I will give myself as a sacrifice for Bingham. If I was a sacrifice for someone like Jhris or Not Too Bad's sister, then yes. But fat worthless Bingham? No thanks.
And it doesn't matter whether Boach possess a badonkadonk or not...you know he gets the ladies with those sweatervests.
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Re: how fat is boach clack
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03/15/04 10:26 PM
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Actually, I can't wait till the 30th to see Jhris in action!
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Randy Hinderliter USAW Kansas KWCA Rep/Coaches Liaison Ottawa University Volunteer Assistant
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Re: how fat is boach clack
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03/15/04 11:06 PM
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fat? of course, but worthless...ouch. you cut me deep man, real deep.
I believe boach is so fat it is faster for him to lean forward and roll than it is for him to walk
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Re: how fat is boach clack
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03/16/04 12:25 AM
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ouch dude really ouch!!!!
275 pounds of TWISTED STEAL and SEX APPEAL
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Re: how fat is boach clack
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03/16/04 01:11 AM
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fris kitzgerald
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The FISH RETURNS
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Re: how fat is boach clack
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03/16/04 01:56 AM
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Fris, you're not capable of calling a swish, because you've never made one. That also, was no swish. We're all aware of Boach's size. Therefore, it's no surprise to us that he could roll down a hill or something like that.
So this kid is putting on his shoes right, and his mom says, honey you're putting your shoes on the wrong feet, and the little kid says, no mom these are my feet
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Re: how fat is boach clack
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03/16/04 02:46 AM
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Prant Garker
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Anyone ever see the movie 'Hook'? (If you haven't, get out of my sight right now.)
Boach reminds me of the character Thud, who was famous for his "Thudball," where he would put his feet behind his head and roll down ramps on the ships and knock over the bad guys. At the end of the movie, he receives Rufio's sword and carries on the tradition of the Lost Boys.
That is Boach. Leader of the Lost Boys.
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Re: how fat is boach clack
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03/16/04 02:50 AM
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I think Boach is more like Josh Carr from Garden City. They're both 4'3", 547 lbs., and they both make a hissing sound when they wrestle. Oh yeah, and I've pinned both of them. One more than the other. (I've only wrestled Carr once)
So this kid is putting on his shoes right, and his mom says, honey you're putting your shoes on the wrong feet, and the little kid says, no mom these are my feet
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Re: how fat is boach clack
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03/16/04 02:57 AM
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i think he looks like jessy harding from free state they talk the same they look the same ya know
275 pounds of TWISTED STEAL and SEX APPEAL
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Re: how fat is boach clack
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03/17/04 10:51 PM
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micheal strahan of the NY giants, thats who boach's gap reminds me of. and I wasn't talking about rolling down hills, or ramps, I'm talking about the halls at school.
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Re: how fat is boach clack
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03/17/04 11:31 PM
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Meven Stiller
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This is the splitting image of Boach and his crew!
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Re: how fat is boach clack
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03/18/04 04:25 AM
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Congrats, Aquinas! Great job, Hat Town! Salyer Rules!
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Re: how fat is boach clack
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03/19/04 05:12 AM
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Alright .......I had planned on retiring from witty banter until next week during springbreak. However, like his airness I must come back.
First of all, I do have a badonkadonk, and the ladies do love it. And ifeelfat I would not be tak about how fat some one is if they are your coach. Not to mention the fact that I could swallow you whole. Chris, you have but me on my back maybe once. How many times have a turned you? nevermind...stop counting. Adn I would also like to add that I am just a shade under 547. As for my gap there are a lot if famous people with gaps....Michael Strahan, Madonna, Eddie Murphy, etc. Dont hate just cuz you wish you had one. And last but not least...Meven...I will see you in the mat room buddy. It may be the longest four years of your life.
Peace out SUCKAS!
"Water is wet, rocks are hard, and wrestling is tough."
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Re: how fat is boach clack
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03/19/04 05:13 AM
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And Dingbat......I know you aint talkin(In my meanest Mr. T voice)
"Water is wet, rocks are hard, and wrestling is tough."
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Re: how fat is boach clack
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03/19/04 12:22 PM
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From the Southpark, I mean coach photo, posted by Meven it looks like Boach Clack has himself and the boys in the room trying to cut weight. What's up with that? At least the coach is dressed in the fine pink fur weight cutting pimp daddy line put out by Snoop Dog.
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