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06/25/05 11:12 PM
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AfternoonDelight
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i am bored and i'm sure everyone else on here is too so type down ur favorite poems and post them on here...this is one of mine.
Do you sleep Britney Spears do u sleep????,
Do you weep Britney Spears do you weep????,
Do you sleep like a willow on your goose down pillow,
Do you sleep Britney Spears do you sleep??
You must be a magician cuz ur nuttin but a trick.
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Re: poetry
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06/25/05 11:13 PM
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Ron James
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I just lost all respect for you with that one.
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Re: poetry
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06/25/05 11:15 PM
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AfternoonDelight
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how about this one....
here i sit all broken hearted,
tried to $hit but only farted,
then one day i took a chance,
tried to fart and $hit my pants.
You must be a magician cuz ur nuttin but a trick.
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Re: poetry
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06/25/05 11:16 PM
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Curtis Chenoweth
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How bout this:
Roses are red
violets are black
Why is your chest
as flat as my back?
I suggest not saying that to a girl that has no sense of humor.
Curtis Chenoweth
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Re: poetry
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06/25/05 11:16 PM
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am i the only one on here with love for poetry?
You must be a magician cuz ur nuttin but a trick.
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Re: poetry
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06/25/05 11:17 PM
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Curtis Chenoweth
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If you would have just waited a few seconds, you would have seen my love for it as well.
Curtis Chenoweth
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Re: poetry
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06/25/05 11:18 PM
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AfternoonDelight
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or this one goes out to Carmona
Here I sit buns a flexin
just gave birth to another Mexican
You must be a magician cuz ur nuttin but a trick.
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Re: poetry
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06/25/05 11:21 PM
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i'm sorry for not seeing ur love for poetry can u forgive me cheowithaloveforpoetry?
You must be a magician cuz ur nuttin but a trick.
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Re: poetry
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06/25/05 11:22 PM
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Curtis Chenoweth
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Yes. I can almost always forgive you.
Curtis Chenoweth
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Re: poetry
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06/26/05 12:33 AM
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Chase
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Those who write on the $hit house walls
Roll there $hit into little balls
And those who read those words of wit
Eat those little balls of $hit..
Hey Butt-Head what did people do before they invented TV?
Don't be stupid Beavis there's always been TV, there's just more channels now.
Oh yeah, heh heh hehe... progress is cool. Heh hehe heh
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Re: poetry
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06/26/05 12:34 AM
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Chase
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Having red hair my pops used to tell me this one all the time when I was little....
I'd rather be a bump on a log,
Then red on the head,
Like the dick of a dog...
Hey Butt-Head what did people do before they invented TV?
Don't be stupid Beavis there's always been TV, there's just more channels now.
Oh yeah, heh heh hehe... progress is cool. Heh hehe heh
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Re: poetry
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06/26/05 03:49 AM
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Is this really considered poetry I wonder...yeah, it rhymes but...lol
"You're so money and you don't even know it."
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Re: poetry
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06/26/05 03:53 AM
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AfternoonDelight
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yes it is poetry and if u dont like it EAT IT
You must be a magician cuz ur nuttin but a trick.
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Re: poetry
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06/26/05 04:01 AM
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heres another one for u...
STRANDED, STRANDED ont he toilet bowl,
what do u do when u don't have a roll,
be like a man, and wipe with your hand
You must be a magician cuz ur nuttin but a trick.
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Re: poetry
#36994
06/26/05 04:40 AM
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could this forum be going any slower??
You must be a magician cuz ur nuttin but a trick.
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Re: poetry
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06/26/05 05:07 AM
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chewbacca
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you guys are like Ginsberg, if Ginsberg wrote poems about feces.
Maybe you're not an ugly human, but a good looking ape.....with exceptional verbal skills.
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Re: poetry
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06/26/05 05:19 AM
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You must be a magician cuz ur nuttin but a trick.
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Re: poetry
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06/26/05 05:33 AM
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chewbacca
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nope, i think he pretty much founded NAMBLA
(not the National Association of Marlon Brando Look-Alikes)
Maybe you're not an ugly human, but a good looking ape.....with exceptional verbal skills.
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Re: poetry
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06/26/05 05:34 AM
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wat NAMBLA are u talkin about?
You must be a magician cuz ur nuttin but a trick.
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Re: poetry
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06/26/05 05:41 AM
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North American Man-Boy Love Association
Maybe you're not an ugly human, but a good looking ape.....with exceptional verbal skills.
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