When a little dude is on his back about to get pinned. The mom is 2 feet from him pounding on the mat yelling "GET UP, GET UP, GET UUUUPPPP!" Well no shit mom, you think he wants to be on his back!!

Or how about the mom coaching (I kid you not matside) her Cadet kid at Nationals a few weeks back and the wrestlers are in neutral position and all she is saying 'watch for the cradle, all he's doing is the cradle'!! I wanted so bad to say, "you can't cradle from neutral position"!!