"Who the **** is Pfc William T. Santiago?"
(never wrestled in Steveville)

"Well, apparently he is not happy here in Shangri La." (a suburb of Steveville)

"Tom, get the President on the phone, we're surrendering our position." (lack of dominance leads to poor decision making)

Share the wings!!

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.