Captain ........ we need you to work the carwash too ...... so go muddin' the night before ....... what's all this pie- in-the-face stuff? ............ I have no idea what youare talking about ........ and if I were to do such a silly thing, I doubt that any of you guys would have the nards to do it, bearing in mind the vengeance I would take! ...... ever see the movie "Payback"?

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl harbor?"