On behalf of the Hat Town contingent, I would like to congratulate all Steves on their recent accomplishment. It is a real testament to the power of your orange shorts, your naked frisbee and your incredibly secret, ritualistic society. As Steves you have persevered through mighty obstacles such as PseudoSteves, anti-Steves and of course, the dreaded Moderators. This is a feat that will be remembered for the ages.

So congrats to those in Steveville! Those of us in Hat Town (and transplanted to New York for the time being) congratulate you on this worthy accomplishment.

Sincerely,
Prant Garker
Theodore Roosevelt Elementary Spelling Bee Runner-Up