Posted By: Prant Garker
Serious wrestling question that has to be asked. - 12/20/15 07:03 PM
I have been observing the 2015-16 wrestling season from afar, and I am shocked--SHOCKED--that no one has asked this important question yet:
Will Washburn Rural ever lose again? Ever?
First, #TeamTopHat rolls into Manhappiness and dethrones #2-ranked Manhattan in a dual--a feat that no team has ever accomplished in thousands of years of recorded human history. Then, The Fightin' Stovepipes win two tournaments in a row (SMNW and Emporia, basically the equivalent of two Grand States) before heading home for a long winter's nap.
Ladies and gents, I woke up this morning and asked my Magic 8-ball if the Junior Blues would ever lose again, and it simply returned an answer of "LOL, no way." I think these tophatted gentlemen--led by a bald, rotund, suspendered functionally illiterate head coach--may just redefine the sport as we know it.
Posted By: DamonParker
Re: Serious wrestling question that has to be asked. - 12/20/15 09:58 PM
It's good to see you still support the right to arm bears.
Posted By: Spexy
Re: Serious wrestling question that has to be asked. - 12/20/15 10:28 PM
I'll let others take this thread. My question is. Who is Washburn Rural? And can you compete against the BEST, in the state? Just asking.
Duals are one thing, BRACKETS are another.
Posted By: Beeson
Re: Serious wrestling question that has to be asked. - 12/20/15 11:09 PM
Spexy, do your homework and get a little background info before you post. This is supposed to be a fun light hearted topic.
Posted By: Chase
Re: Serious wrestling question that has to be asked. - 12/21/15 12:28 AM
did beeson just put the word "fun" in a post on a wrestling board?!
Posted By: Beeson
Re: Serious wrestling question that has to be asked. - 12/21/15 12:51 AM
My apologies...I had a moment of weakness.
Posted By: Beeson
Re: Serious wrestling question that has to be asked. - 12/21/15 02:39 AM
Sorry Randy, I'm not that apologetic.
Posted By: Spexy
Re: Serious wrestling question that has to be asked. - 12/21/15 02:49 AM
Read it wrong first time. Mannhapoliss threw me off. Oh well, guess I'm only human. My bad.
Posted By: Lars Lueders
Re: Serious wrestling question that has to be asked. - 12/21/15 04:30 AM
Haha- that's funny. Dodge City's HotRod is shopping for suspenders as we speak. He said suspenders are "hip" and that the "youngsters love wearing them". I'm not sure if I agree- but hey.
Posted By: JCook
Re: Serious wrestling question that has to be asked. - 12/21/15 01:51 PM
(group hug?) is more like it!!
LOL
Posted By: Chase
Re: Serious wrestling question that has to be asked. - 12/21/15 08:58 PM
Randy you should have tricked Beeson with terminology and called it the classic wrestling maneuver known as the BEAR hug, and he probably would have went for it!
Posted By: Harry L. LaMar
Re: Serious wrestling question that has to be asked. - 12/22/15 05:42 AM
Prant Garker is a man amongst men! He is my hero! I hear he has been spotted in big foot country hunting for big cuddly bears called Gonzo's! Something about a new fangled trap that suspenders the poor lil Gonzo's!!! Gark, where is your Christmas spirit??
Posted By: Aaron Sweazy
Re: Serious wrestling question that has to be asked. - 12/24/15 05:27 AM
We seriously need to bring back the dollar menu challenge with this crew!
Posted By: Curtis Chenoweth
Re: Serious wrestling question that has to be asked. - 12/29/15 07:43 PM
Leave it to The Swayz to bring up food...
