I'm gay? Please answer the following question:

Q: Who did Prant date in 8th grade? Whose hand did he hold?

A: Not Too Bad's sister.

*ULTIMATESWISH.*

And now she's dead cause she suffocated when Prant accidently rolled over on top of her while watching Teen Wolf and eating popcorn.

Thanks for the come back Nigel. Prant i talked to her about that, she said she felt sorry for you and didnt want to say no and hurt ur feelings when you asked her out. She also told me the other day she regrets it, and her reputaion has been tarnished for life.

You're welcome, I like to give Prant some crap whenever I can.

Nigel, your attempt at humor is weak. If you would have said, "You probably turned her into a lesbian," that would have been better.

And Not Too Bad, to laugh at Nigel's jokes just shows your humor level compared to mine.

Regardless of Jatie Kohnson's motives (which are untrue, by the way), that doesn't change the fact that I dated your sister. Booyah.

Well it was a half-hearted attempt. I feel spending too much time thinking up a good joke on your behalf would in fact be a waste of time.

Prant,

Do we need to have a little visit?

Jaties Dad

For one, i didnt laugh at nigels joke. I just said thanks for sticking up for me.

And two, if u have go clear back and talk about you eighth grade girl friends make it sound like you having problems in the girl dpartment and you dont get very much action.

Datie's Kad-

Do we need to visit? Are you so lonely in my absense that you yearn for my witty barbs in person? I don't blame you, but our game of witty fencing always ends up with me victorious, with your wife ultimately taking my side. (Because she is not only beautiful, but wise as well.)

Not Too Bad-

I think I speak for 99% of forum members when I say if you're on the same side of an issue as Nigel, you're probably wrong.

And it's not that I'm having trouble in the ladies "dpartment," for that is far from the case. (As if Prant would have trouble. Absurd.) The point is that I dated your sister, and you haven't dated mine. Call me when you take a beeeeeeeeeeeautiful homecoming queen to Prom. (Or when you get a date to Prom in general )

Swish-swish-swiggity-swish.

Do you even have a sister?

yea, I saw a picture of her once...oh wait that was Damon wearing a wig, same thing.

I'm going to go stab my brain with a Q-Tip to get that visual out of my head.

Sadly, it's veryveryveryvery true. We like to call her "Jeremywithawig."

Doesn't she have big jugs?