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Re: Norris or Seagal
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12/09/05 06:46 PM
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obviously i got the point across why dont you stay on subject. if you don't have any thing to say just dont say anything insted of nit picking at typing skills
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Re: Norris or Seagal
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12/09/05 06:47 PM
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jahova13
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you're just mad because you know its true
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Re: Norris or Seagal
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12/09/05 06:48 PM
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would you say that to chuck's face?
It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up.
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Re: Norris or Seagal
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12/09/05 06:48 PM
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oh yeah, and it's "anything" not "any thing"
It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up.
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Re: Norris or Seagal
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12/09/05 06:49 PM
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jahova13
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yeah if i had segal in my corner to back me up
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Re: Norris or Seagal
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12/09/05 06:51 PM
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dude, segal was choked out by gene lebell after bragging that he was so bad. so gene challenged him and choked him out 2 times. the second time segal wet himself. true story, look it up.
It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up.
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Re: Norris or Seagal
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12/09/05 06:53 PM
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jahova13
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i know segals life story like the back of my hand and i know thats not true y don't you go teach english or something
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Re: Norris or Seagal
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12/09/05 06:54 PM
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Takeru Kobayashi ate 50 and a half hotdogs in 12 minutes. Chuck Norris ate 12 asian babies in 50 and a half minutes. Chuck Norris won.
It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up.
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Re: Norris or Seagal
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12/09/05 06:55 PM
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Yeah well segal ate chuck norris's baby and beat em' all
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Re: Norris or Seagal
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12/09/05 06:56 PM
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It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up.
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Re: Norris or Seagal
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12/09/05 11:44 PM
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segal once tried to knife-fight Chuck Norris, but Chuck used his beard rather than a knife. After deflecting the blade many times with his beard, Chuck simply roundhouse kicked Segal so hard that his ponytail flew from his head. Then Chuck just simply said to the bleeding Segal, "Don't mess with Texas".
Maybe you're not an ugly human, but a good looking ape.....with exceptional verbal skills.
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Re: Norris or Seagal
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12/10/05 03:31 PM
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chuck recently had the idea of selling his urine....we currently know this beverage as red bull.
It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up.
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