4. Please let your kids who are not wrestling run around screaming all day. It really helps everyone enjoy their day.
3. Wait until that other Mom/Dad from your team is at the front of the food line to give them the order for your family of seven. I don't mind waiting another 15 minutes, as long as YOU'RE not inconvenienced.
2. When the ref makes a call you do not like, make sure you use every curse word you know. That way my 4-year-old can learn them too.
1. When your kid loses, it's OK to scream in his face, tell him he's worthless, and refuse to feed him. He'll really respect you for that.