I don't eat meat on Fridays during Lent, and am hoping that is enough to get me in the Big Dance on High, so the Bible passages weren't brought up by me, and I sure don't want to get in a Bible quoting contest. I have a hard time staying awake during the sermon, cause I got home late from Wrestling the night before, so that is an unfair fight.
Ha! That is very funny. Thanks for the laugh! I can't stand sermons either. I know the Bible mostly from reading it on my own ala Abe Lincoln.
Not comparing myself to that great leader - I'm just stating that he loved the book but 'hated' church. I feel a lot the same.
Nothing personal intended towards anyone.
Take care.