no sledding for me ricky, ever since they switched that plate in my head, nothing between my brain and the pavement but a piece of government plastic. the scar would show up too much on my bald head. i'll tell you what i'll go get dicky pallucca out of retirement and bring you all some of his famous italian sausage, and i'll whip up some of my country style rib sandwiches. however i have one request, it won't be a trip to topeka unless i get some of that stale popcorn from the hospitality room.
yesterday was my anniversary, and i got a little teary eyed. my wife said " hey what's wrong?"
i said remember before we got married and your dad said "if you don't marry my daughter, i'll have you locked up for 15 years>"?
she said "yeah why?"
i said " i would have been a free man today!!!"