Instructions for chewing where you are not supposed to: 1.Go outside to put the dip in. 2. Take a small to generous amount and slide it way back in the jaw. 3. Take your hand press against your lower cheek and flatten it out. 4. Spit once (if necessary) before entering the No tobacco zone. 5. Do not spit anywhere. Remember you the chewer/dipper are in the wrong. Do not spit on the floor, the trash can, a spit cup, nowhere. Hint; stay ahead of the brown juice and swallow a little at a time no problems. 6. When you are ready to dispose of the contraband in your jaw, do not go the the trash can, toilet etc. Go outside to your car or way out in the grass and get rid of the evidence. It will dry up in the grass before it can offend anyone. Remember they can get DNA from saliva so use your own discretion when disposing of your dip.
Now, if you follow these instructions you should not offend anyone, disgust anyone or set a bad example. However, you have broken the rules and should face the consequences if caught. It is not about having a big fatty in and defying the powers that be to confront you. It is about coaching, whatching your kids or working the tournament while enjoying some cope. A little discretion and respect for others should minimize your possibilities of encountering a whole lot of greif. Your risk of mouth or throat cancer will still be just as great.
I beleive there used to some sort of KSHSAA rule way back not allowing HS coaches to be in the same room as the wrestlers they coached in high school when they were participating in kids practices or competitions. What a stupid rule. I am glad it has since been changed. Where was the soap box when that rule was so blantantly ignored by most? Are we all ready to start abiding by the rule book to the letter? I bet I can quit chewing before that all happens. Has anyone ever drummed up a last minute skin form?