Towels?? Who needs towels?? We just roll around on the carpet until we are dry (for some reason Beeson, I thought of you when I wrote this).

As for the live entertainment with my wife yelling at anything and everything that moves, well, I am sorry but that show has been put on hold (I didn't clear it with her yet, and, in my best interest, I probably won't). But, the show must go on, so I am going to dig into my bag of tricks from my college days and stick a quarter in each nostril at the same time.

Disclaimer: Kids, don't try this at home.

We are lucky enough to get to sleep in our own beds every year so we don't have to deal with all of this.
But I can tell you that our company rents rooms at a lot of these places through out the year for ten to twenty percent lower prices then what you all are paying.
Call and check prices for a few rooms in July and see what the difference is. Its sad that this is happening in our states capital.

If it's good enough for the DOG after a bath, it's good enough for me.



In all matters concerning wives it is easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

Towels? I just use the kids bedsheets.

Hmmm? Death by firing squad? ..... Death by lethal injection? ..... Death by firing squad? ..... Death by lethal injection? Hmmm?