how much will it cost to park my tenement on wheels, right on the expo center lot? i mean we gotta be there two weeks in a row, i might just become a resident of topeka for two weeks. i never been in that big ol' capital before, i wanna see my tax $ at work. do they have some kinda free tour, or lunch buffet for ks citizens. i'll tow my smoker behind, and we can tailgate. have the cold beer prices gone up too, or is there is three year contract with the liquor store owners? there's always plenty of roadkill on 75 we can pick up along the way. dont' knock downhome cookin' til' ya' tried it. the kids can swim/ shower in the capital plaza fountains. that revolving door and glass elevator are as good as any amusement park, and you can't beat a cardboard box and the hill to sled on. hell it will be alot cheaper than Disney. this is gonna be great, thanks in advance TOPEKA for all your hospilality.


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