we can wrestle, box, mma, power lift, play bumper pool, shuffle board, and soon to come pinball, i don't care we got it all here in the old dog house bar/bar b q/backyard. we can even have a beer chugging contest, as long as everyone is 21, of course i would have to see the i.d. and consequently learn their true identity.

either way i think it's settled beeson is the pres. of the HA club, i run the grievance committee, Cokeley should run the war dept., Salyer will be in charge of the law/rules committee. now we just need some cool initiation ceremony and some funny hats to wear and we're set.

by law #1 section #9/b103.9- hence forth all disagreements will be settled in the backyard. any person who's feelings may have been hurt must first file a complaint with the grievance committee. the committee will recommend, to the president, the manner in which the disagreement shall be settled. all disagreements must be settled in the backyard. all decisions/ results settled in the backyard are final and must stay in the backyard.

methods of settling disagreement may include: beer chugging, thumb wrestling, boxing, tiddly winks, wrestling, mixed martial arts, indian leg wrestling, bumper pool, washers, horseshoes, ladder golf, taco eating, egytian wrist wrestling, judo, kung-fu, pinball, foosball, shuffle board, and if all else fails a barefoot race to the street and back in the gravel driveway. two men enter one man leaves.