Towels?? Who needs towels?? We just roll around on the carpet until we are dry (for some reason Beeson, I thought of you when I wrote this).

As for the live entertainment with my wife yelling at anything and everything that moves, well, I am sorry but that show has been put on hold (I didn't clear it with her yet, and, in my best interest, I probably won't). But, the show must go on, so I am going to dig into my bag of tricks from my college days and stick a quarter in each nostril at the same time.

Disclaimer: Kids, don't try this at home.