Towels?? Who needs towels?? We just roll around on the carpet until we are dry (for some reason Beeson, I thought of you when I wrote this).
If it's good enough for the DOG after a bath, it's good enough for me.
As for the live entertainment with my wife yelling at anything and everything that moves, well, I am sorry but that show has been put on hold (I didn't clear it with her yet, and, in my best interest, I probably won't).
In all matters concerning wives it is easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.
