Smokey-i would gladly sit to your right as district1 assistant director of hospitality evaluations.

My first act as your assistant would be to make it mandatory, for any of our field judges (anyone evaluating a hospitality room) bring a sample of the top dish to a central location for ratings and evaluations. I mean we want this to be fair, so in order to fairly evaluate the flavor category, we would need to sample from all district1 tournaments.

lastly i would like to apologize for failing to ensure that you had the opportunity to sample the breakfast conundrum.