Originally Posted By: BigPin22
It's official! Las Vegas has set the money line for the most anticipated wrestling match of the year!

The oversized hillbilly vs. the mullet headed redneck
A.K.A Lucas Baker vs. Chad Beeson

Lucas Baker hails from Abilene and gloats a wrestling resume of a 3rd place finish in high school his senior year in which he proudly proclaims to have pinned his way through the backside. Baker seems to have a man crush on Colt Rogers and has strong feelings that the little schools have much better wrestling than the big schools. Baker questions the quality of several Kansas coaches and has a propensity to challenge oldtimers to a wrestling match (Three known victims-Jhris, Headup, Beeson). He once stated that head had a bear-like physique with the ability to morph into an elephant that weighs 546lbs.

Chad Beeson started his wrestling career during his seventh grade year. He wrestled for one of the most powerful teams in Kansas History and was part of the Ark City dynasty in the early nineties. Beeson’s impressive high school resume boasts three individual state championships and a third place finish at senior nationals. Beeson is small in stature but has a huge heart. Beeson is highly opinionated and is also no stranger to forum challenges, as he has called out several potential victims for a backyard pummeling.

Las Vegas has Baker as 100-1 underdog in this blockbuster event. Sports critics all over the state feel that Baker is overmatched and will lose by brutal beatdown despite his huge weight advantage.


But he says he has a state football championship w/ the Salina Central Mustangs in 1997?? Who is he? Where is he really from? Does anyone REALLY care? I must say it has been entertaining!


Will Cokeley
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