I love and hate this time of year. Deep down I know it's kids wrestling and not all that important in the big scheme of things, but I still always feel sick. What if that kid, who my kid has always beat, throws him in a headlock and sticks him? Who's gonna be on the other side and in other districts? What if he gets sick? What if he doesn't make weight? What if 16 national champs just moved here from Alaska and are all going to be in his bracket at subs? What if an elephant falls from an airplane and lands on our car on the way to Subs?

Please help me.