three nose plugs in one nostral

Letter Jacket with every medal and patch ever handed out

hear the word "SQUEEZE"

The blame game:
Coach's fault
Ref's Fault
ScoreKeeper's Fault
Did not have my favorite shirt

Never will hear the other kid was better, tougher, etc.

There are 1440 Minutes in a day. When it all comes down to it. only Seven of them Count!