Bill,
I'm disappointed by your inhospitable nature. On an administrator's salary, I would expect you to cater in breakfast from the Golden Ox (if the health inspector hasn't shut it down), Varnies for lunch (double bacon chili cheese burger), Al's Chickenette for dinner, and a 2 am dash to Taco Shop after an evening at the Q. A 4 day weekend at DeWitt's house, priceless.
PS - We might be able to squeeze in a trip to Grande and Gutierrez.
Then we can stroll on over to The Home, where I am certain "Tootsie Roll" will be playing on the dance floor, and then hang around after closing time to watch some chump get beat up next the rail road tracks for trying to hit on some guy's girlfriend. That would just about do it.
