Oh Dingbat, it is going to be so delicious when me and my 7.9% body fat send you back to the Big Unit in tears. With my hair continuously growing, I am a modern-day Sampson (Samson? Mr. Furches, you can help me out, right?).

Jhris, you can watch our depth and spot Dingbat when he crashes after trying my warm-up weight. I'll be too busy making out with Dingbat's girlfriend to help out.

Then we can all eat at Taco Bell and play Tecmo.