Bud Light presents: Real American Heroes
(Real American Heroes!!)

Today we salute you, Mrs. screaming mom wrestling fan.

(Mrs. Screaming mom wrestling fan!)

Those who supposedly can't compete are said to coach, those who can't coach sit on the side of a mat as a cheerleader... but those who can, scream match-winning instructions from the top of the stands...

(Say it loud!)

like a maniac, you yell from the 8th row back giving match winning instructions that we would not have a clue to do without like:

"TAKE EM DOWN!," "HALF! HALF! HALF!" and my personal favorite: "PIN HIM!"

(Stick his shoulders down, now!)

So crack open a Bud Light, Mrs. Screaming mom wrestling fan, and remember... without you it would just be a technical match with nobody to distract us from it.

(Chior girls: We'd have no distractions!)

Budweiser beer, Anheuiser Busch: St. Louis, Missouri...