You people are making me ill with all this cheerleading crap. The only person worse is me for wasting my time reading and now commenting on this garbage. After reading Pup's Budlight parody I was hoping for some more entertaining posts. But alas, all I got was some hating on fat chicks (you must remember, bone is for the dog and meat is for the man).

Hey, is cheerleader stick (doing the splits and getting stuck to the ground) the same as jock itch?