The only logical explanation for this thread is...Will has sustained a head injury and is still suffering the side effects.

As a Member of PA-PA (People Against the Pussification of America)I am asking for one of Will's friends or family members to please mail me his PA-PA membership card. It should be fairly easy to get it from him, all you have to do is tell him it is in the best interest of everyone and you are just doing it to protect him from himself. In his current state of mind that will make perfect sense. Will, I will return your card to you as soon as I get a note from your Doctor or Vet that says you are cleared to post again. I wish you a speedy recovery and look forward to tougher posts.
Your Friend,
Chad

P.S. You have to admit that is some funny stuff right there.