I have been observing the 2015-16 wrestling season from afar, and I am shocked--SHOCKED--that no one has asked this important question yet:

Will Washburn Rural ever lose again? Ever?

First, #TeamTopHat rolls into Manhappiness and dethrones #2-ranked Manhattan in a dual--a feat that no team has ever accomplished in thousands of years of recorded human history. Then, The Fightin' Stovepipes win two tournaments in a row (SMNW and Emporia, basically the equivalent of two Grand States) before heading home for a long winter's nap.

Ladies and gents, I woke up this morning and asked my Magic 8-ball if the Junior Blues would ever lose again, and it simply returned an answer of "LOL, no way." I think these tophatted gentlemen--led by a bald, rotund, suspendered functionally illiterate head coach--may just redefine the sport as we know it.