Chase, you are a man of distinction. We have been message board compadres for a long time, and I have a lot of respect for your banter.

But I can say without a doubt that this is your worst take of all time.

Hat Town is as impressive as ever. Gob Bonzo has the team rolling as always. But you, I, and the American people know that those plaids are Woof City, USA. They were submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society and DENIED, hardcore.

As the judge and jury, I declare that the Hat Town Plaids (HTPs) will remain on the zOMG NO WAY list until further notice.