I have a few things to address:
1. Shoffie, yes you have been on here longer than some of these jack-a-ninnies, but if im not mistaken, my time on here surpasses even the crippling arithic piano fingers.
2. Like LancerM said, since Ding-dong the Witch is Dead is talked about being so overweight, he clinches the wildcard berth for the wing-a-thon.
3. I wrestled LancerM's rolly polly brother. Needless to say I took him down (w/ the help of Mark) and gut wrenched him. He turned over and used his amazing powers of weight distribution and crushed me under 175lbs of pasty white boy.