LOL, Prant. Reminds me of a favorite joke.

A Kansas boy wins a scholarship to Harvard. His first day, he becomes lost, and asks a prof for directions in typical Kansas fashion...

"Pardon me sir, can you tell me where Bayse Hall is at?"

"Young man, I don't know where you are from, but at Harvard we don't end a sentence in a preposition."

"I'm sorry, sir. Can you tell me where Bayse Hall is at...***hole?"