Fools, fools, fools, all of you are fools.

What I posted was (again) sarcasm. You see, Mr. Venegas is quite the accomplished athlete. Not only did he win state last year over Neideree (who had the biggest butt I've ever seen- the source of all his powers), but he has now won three state titles in football. Venegas and Carrol were pretty much responsible for Manhattan having 51 yards of total offense two years ago in the state game. My post was meant to say that Venegas could say whatever he wanted to because he pretty much wins whatever he wanted to. And the car thing was just a joke.

You see, everyone, I have a dream. It is a dream where all, regardless of race, sex, or religion, can kindly remove whatever it is that's in their bum and take a joke. Maybe one day, God willing, we'll find it.

-Prant

P.S. Olex- the first period is not for takedowns, but for circling exercises.

P.P.S. Venegas- I would totally rock your world in tennis.