Datie's Kad-

Do we need to visit? Are you so lonely in my absense that you yearn for my witty barbs in person? I don't blame you, but our game of witty fencing always ends up with me victorious, with your wife ultimately taking my side. (Because she is not only beautiful, but wise as well.)

Not Too Bad-

I think I speak for 99% of forum members when I say if you're on the same side of an issue as Nigel, you're probably wrong.

And it's not that I'm having trouble in the ladies "dpartment," for that is far from the case. (As if Prant would have trouble. Absurd.) The point is that I dated your sister, and you haven't dated mine. Call me when you take a beeeeeeeeeeeautiful homecoming queen to Prom. (Or when you get a date to Prom in general )

Swish-swish-swiggity-swish.