Jeeze, this whole mancrush thing is getting out of hand. It's like the Red Scare. I may have to go into hiding into my homemade bombshelter with my supply of canned goods and brand new buddy holly and the crickets record. That way nobody stamps "mancrush" on me and i don't get deported to Cuba.
Maybe you're not an ugly human, but a good looking ape.....with exceptional verbal skills.
