FINALLY! SOMEONE WHO AGREES WITH ME THAT BAMMES HAS MOVES THAT AREN'T REAL! THANK YOU! I want you all to know that he did that crap on me all year, and never once did I figure out how to do any of it.

I also want you to know that I took him down twice and stuck him once. So take THAT.

And actually, tennis players don't drink lattes. We drink 52 oz pineapple shakes from Winsteads, and eat the Wonder Meal from Bogey's in Salina. How ironic that I get as skinny as possible for wrestling, where I need muscle, then try to get as fat as possible for tennis, where I need quickness. Lucky for me, I still have both.

And good luck w/ the middle schoolers. Teach them doubles. Then they don't have to run.