I really, really enjoy all of the names like "Troll" and "Little Richard." They're all unique, but could use a little work. However, I am here to offer all of you a chance to redeem yourselves....Let's wrestle. Chenowethouttesticles, BOS, MAW? All of you seem to have something to say, and now I will give you the chance to prove yourselves. The trash talking from all of you cracks me up because I am more accomplished than all of you, but if you want to wrestle me, I'm down.

What about me? Where's my invitation.

Bring yourself to Newman, M-F from 6-8pm.

I actually was offered a scholarship there, and it didn't work out. But, there is good news. You can come to KU anytime you want, or even Hat Town.

There is one problem, I don't know who you are. Who am I supposed to be looking for to meet you? If I'm going to destroy you on the mat I should at least know you're name.

Destroy me....my name is Andrew Gossett....5th string JV anywhere I wrestle.

And remember, "Don't just bring it, bring it on!"

That's no fun then. I was hoping that you could give me a little competition. Oh well, I'm still waiting for Chenowithouttesticles and rice boy.

I weigh a flat 110 lbs I guarantee I could take you.

I can place bets

i think chenoweth is more accomplished of a wrestler than u are.

I'm more accomplished than Jhristy. I was one of the founder's of the Tag Team Mania.

The reason that was established is for a very good cause, you had nothing to do with it's success. It's also not a mania when the only people that still talk about it are a million kids and five people over the age of 10.

Believe me, its a mania for the pure fact that it is still being held in freestyle/greco tournaments today. But I'm sure you would know that if you hadn't been kicked off the forums....how many times is it now?

Umm I'm not too sure actually. It could be around 5 or 6, and that's as good of a guess I can give you. I'm glad that it's going on and everyone knows that you need the practice. That's the really funny part about you posting about my accomplishments. I've placed twice, and you've never been. Seriously, stay with the fake wrestling that you're promoting now and leave the real wrestling to the people who can actually do it.

Thanks MAW, I'm trying.

I can't wrestle....although, I am wrestling in college. What are you doing currently. Participating in the latest fad at KU, underwater basketweaving for fags? Fill me in.

probobaly knitting not basketweaving

You are both frustrated, and I can see that. Keep up the good work, because what you're doing is totally worth it.

You only placed twice? And I will take you on any time you think you are worthy to take me on. I'm sorry I have not been around to respond to this challenge, but I was at a wrestling tournament. You give me a place and time, and I'll try to make it. Just make it a place somewhere close to my home, because I actually have practices to attend to still. I realize we have similiar accomplishments our senior year, in the fact that both of us were destroyed in our finals match. What was the final score of your match? And why are you calling me Chenowithouttesticles. I'm sure any fourth graders are laughing at this, but I find it pretty stupid. Give me a place and time, and we'll go.

Oh and just curious, how much do you weigh now?

Oh dang, you actually have practices to attend still. I'm sorry, I forgot that you're the only one with things to do. Anyways, I think I'm a little too much for you to handle at around 235. I did only place twice, but I didn't go in twice undefeated and walk away without a title, just once. You may have placed more times, but you also wrestle in the worst part of the state. Try wrestling at Newton and Beliot and still coming away with an undefeated record. Another difference is that I wrestled the state tournament with two torn ligaments in my knee, and still walked away without getting stuck, unlike you. However, if you're still ready to wrestle me, we can work something out. I'm not driving way down south because that part of the state is trashy, so you'll have to come up more north.

Excuses, excuses. Everybody's got them, I could tell you several of my injuries, but I just flat out got beat. How about we meet in the middle somewhere, find a neutral ground. And we could add one stipulation. The loser leaves the forum forever. And no more coming back with different names either. Whoever loses is gone forever!