I am a lot quicker than you think. I am also out of shape, so there is your advantage. I do have a few conditions for the match, though. I want a real ref in the proper attire. I want a little kid who runs out on the mat to tap the ref at the end of the periods. I also want cheerleaders shouting in the background for you, so that when I win, I can wink at them. I would also like to tell you that I will take you down at least 3 times before I attempt any kind of pinning combination.