Unfortunately, there is some doubt here in Steveville as to whether or not Hamburglar Steve will show up at chanute ....... he was conspicuously absent at Wed. night's Steve meeting and hasn't been seen since ...... some believe that he was swallowed whole by Broke A** Steve who weighed in at an amazing 298 pounds yesterday with a grossly distended and misshapen abdomen that appeared to be moving and making muffled sounds ....... oddly, Broke A** assured us that he had just eaten to much at CiCi's that night and he would be down to weight by today ...... sound suspicious? ...... we hope Hamburglar shows up before we leave today ..... if he does, I'm not sure I'd want to wrestle him until we find out where he's been ..... good luck to his opponents, though!