I'd say he's more like the feces from either of those animals.
I'm sorry. That was unnecessary. But oh-so-funny.
And fellow Forum Freedom Fighters, we must look at this topic and closely examine ourselves. I disagree with Nigel as much as anyone else (see: above comment), but do we really want to ban him? Do we want to take the same steps the Oppressors take to get our way? I say nay! We must use the only weapons we know--wittiness and correct spelling--if we are to achieve our goals. Let us not stoop to the Oppressor's level of simply banning IP addresses. Let us use our witty barbs to reform Ligel and Nucas!
Together, with our wit and proper spelling, grammar and punctuation, we can change the world.