Fris--you're retarded. It has nothing to do with your love of lactose. It is all about stomach capacity. I would be surprised if you made it 3/4 of the way through.

MancerL-That drinking challenge shows you the sheer girth of my stomach. Food or not, try this: hold a gallon of milk next to your midsection. Then ask yourself, "could this really fit in there?? " Then ask yourself, "Do I really want to challenge the mighty Dingbat to an eating contest where the loser buys the winner's meal??"

Think about it, man.