Actually, wings are Monday and Thursday nights here. And Dingfat, I could drink a gallon of milk in half that time. I'll tape it and prove it. I once drank 8 milk cartons in under a minute. I was the 5th grade hero. I can drink anything in any amount.
So this kid is putting on his shoes right, and his mom says, honey you're putting your shoes on the wrong feet, and the little kid says, no mom these are my feet
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