Dingbat's feat was incredibly impressive, and I hiiiiiighly doubt any of you could accomplish the same. I don't think you get it: 2% milk, one gallon, less than an hour, you CAN'T PUKE. To think that Fris or Computerized Shoes can do it (in 15 minutes, no less) is absurd. Do you all know how much a gallon of milk is? The big one? Stop your lying.

But that does not change the fact that Ding"I am the eating champion of the world"bat did not even manage to finish his shrimp alfredo from Chili's on Sunday. "I want to save some for laaaater." Save some for later so you can give it to your slavemaster girlfriend? Hmm?

You lose my respect and GAIN one stomach punch. That means I owe you two. It's going to be the best summer ever.