Whaaaaaaat??? Ding-Dong Ditch, you did not finish a simple shrimp afredo from Chili's none the less?? I once respected you and even grew to love you like a she-male life partner, but now its all gone. You were part of something so special, had everything going for you and you decide to throw it all away for the sake of your stomach??? For shame my friend, for shame...

Also, how will you handle at least 50 wings if you can't handle a wimpy pasta dish?